22 November, 2010

Top 9 Ways To Tell If You've Been Watching Too Much "Biggest Loser"

9. You know who Alison Sweeney is but have yet to watch one episode of 'Days of Our Lives'.

8. Your friend offers you a piece of Trident Sugar-Free gum and you correct her saying, "You mean Extra Sugar-Free gum".

7. Someone calls you a big loser and you take it as a compliment.

6. Your last nightmare featured the local gym and Jillian Michaels.

5. Uncontrollable guilt grips you every time you use bottled water instead of a Brita Filter.

4.You complain the Biggest Loser contestants used to inspire you, instead of make you angry.

3. You own a T-shirt that says "Team Bob".

2. You refuse to eat Thanksgiving dinner unless a Jennie-O Turkey is used.

1. Every Tuesday night you're sitting on the couch eating a pint of ice cream.


  1. Hahaha I love that last one :D. Never done that, but HILLARIOUS! :D.

    Biggest loser should introduce a healthy brand of ice cream (frozen yogurt? frozen fruit snack cups?) for eating during the show!

  2. And of course they wouldn't need a commercial for them, just advertise them during the show.

  3. These are great, Jeffrey! I couldn't help but chuckle at #4. I cannot stand Brandon!

  4. This is SO true! I laughed out loud. Brendan is the perfect picture for #4. I have said or felt all except #1 and Jillian...I would love for her to kick my butt for a day in the gym.

  5. I don't recall doing #1 either, though there have been a few times I felt I should be eating healthier at the time.