9. You know who Alison Sweeney is but have yet to watch one episode of 'Days of Our Lives'.
8. Your friend offers you a piece of Trident Sugar-Free gum and you correct her saying, "You mean Extra Sugar-Free gum".
7. Someone calls you a big loser and you take it as a compliment.
6. Your last nightmare featured the local gym and Jillian Michaels.
5. Uncontrollable guilt grips you every time you use bottled water instead of a Brita Filter.
4.You complain the Biggest Loser contestants used to inspire you, instead of make you angry.
3. You own a T-shirt that says "Team Bob".
2. You refuse to eat Thanksgiving dinner unless a Jennie-O Turkey is used.
1. Every Tuesday night you're sitting on the couch eating a pint of ice cream.
Hahaha I love that last one :D. Never done that, but HILLARIOUS! :D.
ReplyDeleteBiggest loser should introduce a healthy brand of ice cream (frozen yogurt? frozen fruit snack cups?) for eating during the show!
And of course they wouldn't need a commercial for them, just advertise them during the show.
ReplyDeleteThese are great, Jeffrey! I couldn't help but chuckle at #4. I cannot stand Brandon!
ReplyDeleteThis is SO true! I laughed out loud. Brendan is the perfect picture for #4. I have said or felt all except #1 and Jillian...I would love for her to kick my butt for a day in the gym.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall doing #1 either, though there have been a few times I felt I should be eating healthier at the time.
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